Thursday 19 March 2009

Does this Movie Suck?


According to the Sunday Mirror, posters for new film Lesbian Vampire Killers have been banned from public transport because the title is "sexually offensive". Movie bosses have been told the posters are unsuitable for children and might offend lesbians.

The Lesbian Vampire Killers plot revolves around two down-on-their-luck slackers, Fletch and Jimmy, who decide to temporarily escape their woes and go on holiday to a remote village, only to find that all of its women have been enslaved by lesbian vampires due to an ancient curse.

Are you one of those offended lesbians? Or does a bunch of lesbian vampires in one village sound good to you?

5 comments:

  1. are you kidding me, a village full of lesbian vampires..umm YES PLEASE!!!!!
    that is like heaven man! except for the fact that they could kill you :-(

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  2. A bunch of lesbian vampires sure as hell does sound good to me. Censorship is ridiculous and they just want to repress the gay community. It makes me sick

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  3. Seems good to me,
    (but i guess it depends on how the movie is made and if it portrays lesbians in a bad way)

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  4. Portraying lesbians as vampires in media is an age old curse and makes the women sex objects for men in the film - maintains a fear of lesbians. Anyone can kill someone, but why is it usually lesbians? And why man hating vampire lesbians! Quentin Tarantino is supposedly making a lesbian vampire killer film too!!

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  5. sounds good to me, anyone got the address??

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